I never want to leave bed ever again.

ZHENYA AND I ARE CRYING BECAUSE SOMEONE JUST SAID THE TSARNAEV KID IS A TERRORIST FROM A FOREIGN COUNTRY.

EXCEPT HE LIVED IN THE US MOST HIS LIFE AND WENT TO GRADE SCHOOL IN THE US AND BECAME A CITIZEN A COUPLE YEARS AGO???

BY ALL STANDARDS HE’S AMERICAN, IN FACT ZHENYA IS MORE FOREIGN THAN HE IS BECAUSE HES ONLY ON A W&S VISA AND HAS ONLY LIVED IN THE US FOR LIKE EIGHT YEARS.

ALSO ZHENYA BETTER START ANNOUNCING YOU’RE CHRISTIAN BEFORE AMERICA THINKS RUSSIA IS ISLAMIC BASED ON ONE KID FROM NOT-RUSSIA.

BRB CRYING

Im too lazy to go watch what’s happening on the freak show.

So ill just lay here with this cat.

Columbiners.

A+ contributors to society.

Now if only I could figure out what the fuck they do except waste essential resources by keeping themselves alive.

OBAMA CAN’T KEEP US SAFE FROM ISLAMIC TERRORISTS LIKE GEORGE W BUSH DID.

THE HOMELAND WAS SAFE WHEN BUSH WAS PRESIDENT.

…. it’s really awkward when people who use 9/11 to justify everything America does, conveniently forget 9/11 happened.

Teenage girls who write romance stories where the characters go from not together to madly in love in 2k words.

Legit.

“People think im nuts, but i dont care because i know im not because i have a 156 IQ and that doesn’t sound like nuts”

UH.
BECAUSE IQ = SANITY LEVEL?

so with a 174 IQ i should be one of the sanest people ever?

Omg she’s obsessed with a squirrel.

And you can tell the squirrel hates how they handle her.

And how the fuck do you put clothes on the squirrel without pissing it off
Jfc

SHE’S SPENT HALF A MILLION DOLLARS ON THE SQUIRREL WHILR HER HUSBAND WORKS 70 HOURS A WEEK